>bird
Get a random picture of a bird. Yes, that is it, do you require more?
API Source: https://some-random-api.com/
Usage
>bird
Examples
>bird
Slash command /bird
No options.
“All the fun of looking without the noise.”
Documentation / Gaius Play / Animals
Random pictures of animals, and a few characters, posted in chat.
Get a random picture of a bird. Yes, that is it, do you require more?
API Source: https://some-random-api.com/
>bird
>bird
/birdNo options.
“All the fun of looking without the noise.”
Get a random picture of a bunny, yes a white fluffy bunny! Well maybe not white, but good enough!
>bunny
>bunny
/bunnyNo options.
“Yes, some are not white, but they are still cute.”
Get a random picture of a cat, no, I do not have real ones, pictures will have to suffice.
API Source: https://some-random-api.com/
>cat
>cat
/catNo options.
“I WANT TO PET IT TOO.”
Get a random picture of a dog, you can look, but you can not touch, a cruel fate indeed.
API Source: https://some-random-api.com/
>dog
>dog
/dogNo options.
“Who's a good boy, you are, yes you are.”
Get a random picture of a fox, it's what you would get if you put a cat's brain in a dog's body, sneaky and shy, but still adorable.
API Source: https://some-random-api.com/
>fox
>fox
/foxNo options.
“Make sure to always count your chickens, even before they hatch.”
Get a random picture of a gecko. You can pick one of these absolute blessings of creation at your local petstore
>gecko
>gecko
/geckoNo options.
“But you will never be as cute.”
Kangaroos currently outnumber the aussies. Humans didn't conquer Australia, the Roos simply let us live there.
API Source: https://some-random-api.com/
>kangaroo
>kangaroo
/kangarooNo options.
“Any kangaroos wearing a sports jacket should be reported to the nearest Gaius dev. No reason.”
Koalas are adorable until you realize that that is the only thing really going for them. Kinda like pandas, except fun size.
API Source: https://some-random-api.com/
>koala
>koala
/koalaNo options.
“I tried eucalyptus leaves once, tastless and fatty.”
Pandas will often forget about their own babies, and you complain about not being able to remember your parent's birthday, tsk tsk.
API Source: https://some-random-api.com/
>panda
>panda
/pandaNo options.
“Pandas are actually 'big boned', so they have an excuse, you don't.”
Trash pandas, more commonly known as raccoons, are simply just nature's garbage men, and we don't even pay them for their service. Ungrateful humans, you lot.
API Source: https://some-random-api.com/
>raccoon
>raccoon
/raccoonNo options.
“LOCK YA CANS, HIDE UR BINS, O LAWD HE COMIN!”
Get a random picture of a red panda, unlike actual pandas, they have a sense of self preservation.
API Source: https://some-random-api.com/
>redpanda
>redpanda
/redpandaNo options.
“Not to be confused with trash pandas, different genus”
Get a random picture of a seaslug, warning, this is not a menu, do not eat.
>seaslug
>seaslug
/seaslugNo options.
“It looks better than anything you could do with silly putty, I am sure.”
Get a random picture of a snake. In my opinion they should be called danger noodles, but I also do not want to have to read out >dangernoodle.
>snake
>snake
/snakeNo options.
“No step on snek, snek bite your toe off.”
Get a random picture of a whale, the largest mammals on earth. Whale hearts are as big as cars and can be heard beating up to 2 miles away. Talk about bundles of love.
Just don't try to get a hug.
>whale
>whale
/whaleNo options.
“I do not have pictures of your mom... yet.”
Get a random picture of Lord Frieza, yes, Lord frieza, do not ask how much we paid out in life insurance to get these.
>frieza
>frieza
/friezaNo options.
“It was A LOT of insurance payouts.”
Get a random picture of Guts, yes, the Black Swordsman, if ya think your life is screwed up, you aint seen nothing yet.
>guts
>guts
/gutsNo options.
“No I do not know how much the sword weighs, stop asking.”
Get a random picture of Holo, the whimsical wolf goddess of the harvest. Do not feed wheat or blood.
>holo
>holo
/holoNo options.
“I just got done re-modeling from the last time... sigh”